Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I AM VODKA MAN
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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