I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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