Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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