and you said cock pushups were impossible
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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