i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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