Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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