There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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