I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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