I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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