You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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