Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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