That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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