I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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