how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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