I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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