What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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