I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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