More tranny stories later!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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