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I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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