Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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