its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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