Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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