Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
