Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
where am i from again
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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