come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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