you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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