Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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