Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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