i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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