I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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