Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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