I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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