Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Hippo gnu deer
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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