did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Text me some of your sweat
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