It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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