i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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