why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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