I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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