Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm skeptical of all drag queens.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.

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(407): View more from Florida

I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.

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(440): View more from Ohio

you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record

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(443): View more from Maryland

Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.

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(765): View more from Indiana

He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore

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