STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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