i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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