I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
And then he peed in my hair
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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