went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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