I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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