Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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