just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
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