Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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