would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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