the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
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I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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