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We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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