How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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