This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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