Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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